You made me cry and you don't even care
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Just puked most of my soul out..
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