I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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