Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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