There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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