So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
