I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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