Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
one two three fourrrrnication!
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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