Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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