i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
even my farts smell like vagina
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
