Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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