ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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