just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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