Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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