PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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