Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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