I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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