I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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