M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
In America we eat man semen.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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