All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
where am i from again
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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