omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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