Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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