So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
