East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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