I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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