question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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