Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The uberlube is also flammable
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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