I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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