This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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