I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Randomize
