Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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