I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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