I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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