break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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