this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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