I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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