porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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