You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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