dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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