I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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