I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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