rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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