A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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