Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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