You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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