YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
