Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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