She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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