Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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