White coat. Heels.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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