we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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