i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
