is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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