one two three fourrrrnication!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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