Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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